semi-hiatus because school and i want to spend less time on this site anyways

my queue runs constantly

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

plantybabe:

I love my new sheets

bunnywith:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

THING I NEED

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

“What…exactly am I looking at here?”

“Quantum entanglement triggers on our fission warheads, doctor. You said you wanted something safer for the landing party?”

“Dammit, I’m a doctor not a… Ahem. Right. Please continue.”

I don’t leave prints when I burgle.

There’s nobody on this earth who can tell you that what you’re feeling is wrong. They can tell you it’s different to what they’re feeling.